Grocery List XXVII // Wit & Vinegar

That picture is Mose making his “I heard you say bath and now I’m pretending you can’t see me” face. Obviously I can see him, obviously he got a bath. You’re just lucky I didn’t show you his nails. It’s like I’m living with Wolverine.

Maybe though we can pretend that’s not his bath face and he’s about to jump out and shimmy and yell IT’S ALMOST POPSICLE WEEK!! and then dance around throwing popsicles at everyone. Seriously everyone, get excited. There’s some goodness that’s going to be filling your freezer. Now with that creepy image of Mose dancing on two legs, let’s write a grocery list.

First up is a sandwich that I want to have for every meal/party/occasion: BROCCOLINI PANINI. I’ve made Tracy’s panini with broccoli turkey and cheddar and I almost punched a hole in the wall. This sandwich will probably make me want to do the same. (via Shutterbean)

Erika went out and slammed peach cobbler into a muffin. No big deal except really big deal. (via Southern Souffle)

Megan made everyone some vegetarian sliders and stuffed them with goat cheese. Also she made her own buns. Get out of here Megan. jkomglol. (via Take a Megabite)

Nicole went out and made a bunch of dark chocolate rocky road cookies that I want to eat an entire batch of. In one sitting. Ask Steve, I could do it. (via Dula Notes)

Adrianna talks about jet skiing at 10 like a pro and shakes up an insane looking melon gin and tonic. (via A Cozy Kitchen)

Dana’s all like let me jump on that drank train with a 3 INGREDIENT CARAMEL FRAPPE. psst it’s vegan. (via Minimalist Baker)

Then Cindy cabooses up that drank train with her blackberry ginger smash like whoa. (via Hungry Girl Por Vida)

Joy talks about burning toast. Then topping it with tuna. Once I burned my last two pieces of bread for avocado toast then made the smoke alarm feel my wrath when it tried to remind me what happened. Also can we just oogle Joy’s workspace? (via Joy the Baker)

Izy grilled pizza for everyone like she’s trying to woo me or something. Also she posted the best video involving Pizza and the Olsen twins that just made my week. (via Top With Cinnamon)

Jessica thought it’d be cool to wave chicken skewers in my face then swap that out for avocado ranch. Seriouslyyou guys, AVOCADO RANCH. (via How Sweet It Is)

Steph made HAND PIES OUT OF PRETZEL DOUGH, BRIE, AND JAM LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD. I mean, come on Steph, you’re out of control. I haven’t shown this link to Steve yet because I fear it’s all he’ll want to eat forever. (via Girl Versus Dough)

For music this week I give you something you’ve probably already heard and something that I should’ve put on the minute I heard it but I didn’t. Sorryboutit Bey. I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I just need a lock of her hair just like, clipped to the side of my head plus back up dancers. Instant growwwwn woman. Also I can’t get over this performance and this is total appropriate muffin baking music the end.

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  • Reannon

    Another awesome grocery list. Now can you write my proper grocery list? I’m totally incapable of making proper grown up food choices right now. I just ate 3 pieces of garlic bread & 3 pieces of caramello chocolate for dinner. I think I need an intervention. For real!

    • I’m actually pretty sure that’s been my dinner before.

  • Ohhh man! I want everything you listed in a major way. Rocky road cookies?! Heaven!

  • Emu

    Just sayin, that I’m really lovin this grocery list thing you have going on. It’s quite awesome.

  • I love you, and that picture of mose is ADORABLE. I’m especially impressed at how well you’re able to translate his thoughts. touche.

    • haha I loove you back! Most of the time I try my best to talk for him when he does weird things.

  • I love that picture of Mose! It’s just beyond adorable. I’ve never actually had a pet myself so I can’t imagine how giving him a bath went (haha) but I bet Mose looks even more handsome after the bath 🙂

    • haha it’s hit or miss with dogs! I’ve got friends with dogs that love baths, but I wasn’t blessed with that. He’s so much more handsome and fluffy and shiny.

  • Izy

    oh, did you not know that’s what I’ve been doing this whole time

  • These list get better and betta.. Love the picture of Mose..

  • So this may sound a little off…but how do you pronounce “Mose”? Is it like Moses from the bible without the s? Or is it more like mosey minus the ee at the end? Only asking because one of my dogs’ name is Mozi after Mozambique and pronounced mosey. Okie dokes! THANKS!

    P.S. Great recommendations !!

    • haha thank you Molly! It’s pronounced just like Nose but with an M. He’s named after Dwight’s cousin Mose on the office.

  • Paige

    I have no idea how I came upon your blog, but I just spent about 6 hours going all the way back to the beginning of time and pinning like wild along the way.

    I love this blog. LOVE.