This whole thing started when I made some lime curd the other day to post on here and was trying to figure out something to accompany it. All I could figure out was a gif of a spoonful of it going towards my face. That wouldn’t make any sense plus there would forever be a gif of me eating on the internet.
Many suggestions were crumpets but I’m going to assume that the farroless cavehole of a town that I live in has zero crumpets. The other suggestion was plain toast but I was like, avocado’s gonna be pissed if it finds out it was swapped out for some curd. Other options were pancakes and ice cream. Now you know I was considering pancake sundae with lime curd but I had to shut that down real quick before it got too crazy.
Then I remembered Deb over at Smitten Kitchen posted a coconut bread a while ago and I thought: Lime meet coconut, be friends, high five.
The original recipe is a loaf of bread. But it takes like an hour to cook and my oven hates baking things that long before it decides to be an ass and make whatever it is dried up after 45 minutes. I settled for little bebes aka muffins aka hello 25 minute bake time. And it worked. Voom voom shebang.
The muffins aren’t too sweet, not carazy coconutty, more dense than a cupcake, and just kind of a perfect palette for a nice slather of curd. or butter. or the salted honey brown butter spread witchcraft Deb has on her site. But seriously, make this curd and put it on everything.
Let me fill you in on citrus curd. The name rhymes with turd and makes no sense the end. It should be called lemon butter or maybe even custard. Go ahead and scoop out some filling from lemon meringue pie and you’ve pretty much got lemon curd. Bright and tangy and sweet and creamy all at once. It’s serious magic. You can put it on whatever carb you want or put it in a donut. Please someone put it in a donut, Amen.
I do have to tell you that there are a few methods out there for making the magic happen. I tried a few different recipes and David Lebovitz’ was by far the easiest and the best tasting. All you do is whisk. then strain. then devour. then repeat. Total baby nonsense if babies were allowed to use the stove.
Brown Butter Coconut Muffins
makes 15 muffins or one loaf of Bread if you follow Deb’s instructions
Adapted, just by omitting the cinnamon and using buttermilk because I’m the freak that has no milk but has the buttermilk, from Smitten Kitchen.
2 eggs
1 1/2 c buttermilk
1 t vanilla
2 1/2 c all purpose flour
1/4 t salt
2 t baking powder
1 c sugar
1 1/2 c sweetened shredded coconut
8 T butter, browned
Preheat oven to 350
In a small bowl, or 2 c measuring cup, mix together the eggs, buttermilk, and vanilla
In a large bowl whisk together the flour, salt, and baking powder. Stir in the sugar and coconut.
Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients and add the wet, stir to combine, then stir in the butter. DO NOT OVER MIX.
Scoop out equal portions of the batter into paper lined or greased cupcake tins. I used about 1/4 c in each.
Bake for 25-30 min until just barely golden brown and a knife inserted in the center comes out clean. DO NOT OVER BAKE.
Lime Curd
Makes 1 cup
from David Lebovitz
1/2 c freshly-squeezed lime juice
1/2 c granulated sugar
2 large egg yolks
2 large eggs
pinch of salt
6 T unsalted butter, cubed – slice into T, then each of those is quartered. Boom.
Before you start any cooking, go ahead and get a fine mesh strainer over a bowl.
David suggests using a double boiler if you aren’t feeling McClane enough to just put the pot directly on the heat. I found the key is constant whisking and no crazy high heats. You’ll be golden. McClane away.
Put everything except the butter in a medium sized saucepan over low heat and whisk.Add butter and continue to whisk until the butter is melted. Turn the heat to medium and cook until the mixture thickens enough that it holds it’s shape when it falls back into the saucepan from the whisk. This happens very fast and is why there needs to be constant whisking. Constant means don’t stop means one arm workout.
As soon as it’s thickened, strain it into the bowl, cover with plastic wrap directly on the surface and refrigerate until cooled, about an hour and a half.
Put on almost everything.
